Fuck you technology
I love technology. I love technology probably more than anyone else I know. Technology for the sake of technology is something I can get behind - why do something new, different, amazing but useless? Because we fucking can. Suck it, 3rd world. You’re not getting anywhere near this 300 million dollars in venture capital that’ll be wasted on 700$ Aeron chairs and weekly “team-bonding” paintball games.
However, I think I might give back the past 30 years of technological revolution if I could just never see another baby or animal with a CGI-animated mouth. That shit freaks me out more than I can possibly express.
Fuck you talking dog. You almost made me cry.
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- 04.11.06 / 8pm
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